Jessica Simpson might be writing a tell-all book. Jessica would have a lot to dish on if you’re interested in real life dumb blonde jokes. OK, maybe that’s not fair. We already watched her on TV, and saw those stories firsthand. Maybe there is some more stories Jess could share?
More pictures of Jessica after the page…
Jessica has dated some high profile men and worked with other high profile people. John Mayer may be her best bet for some juicy tidbits. After what Tony Romo did to Jessica, no one seems to care about him. Via the Frisky:
If she’d learned anything from her past relationship snafus, she would know that she needs to find herself and stop defining herself through men. After the jump, the dirty deets on Tony Romo, John Mayer, Dane Cook, and Jude Law (yes, Jude Law) that Jessica is allegedly putting in her book.
The tidbits include how Tony liked her to dress up, Dane made her pee herself and John, well, John wanted kinky things. Maybe these men aren’t high profile enough, because I really don’t have an interest here. Jess might have an interesting life, with how she deals with so much criticism and still always looks happy. Maybe she should write about that!
Photos: Bauer Griffin
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