Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston are a hot new couple. Kathy and Levi showed up at the Teen People Choice Awards last night, hand in hand, talking to reporters and joking (?) about their long-distance love affair. Even as a joke this is gross. Levi is juicing his brush with “fame” (if you can call it that) for all it’s worth. Just squeezing, squeezing, squeezing. It’s nauseating.
more photos of Kathy and Levi after the hop…
Anyway, you can always count on Kathy to kill ‘em with her drag queen wit. She told reporters on the red carpet:
“Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he’s in his igloo and I’m in my Hollywood tower. I have played Alaska, but so nowhere near where he grew up,” she said. “I played a Rosie [O'Donnell] lesbian cruise there and I’m pretty sure Levi wasn’t on that cruise. I mean, I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure Levi is not kicking it with the lesbian cruises.”
What was Levi‘s response to all of this?
“I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I’m told.”
Now that’s something we can certainly believe.
Photos: Fame
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