Heidi Montag reveals her workout secrets, her plastic surgery obsession and her workout regime in the latest issue of Self magazine. While we can hardly imagine Heidi getting physical with those two store bought spheres on her chest, she claims to be very dedicated to her workout routine. She also had some interesting things to say about the new season of The Hills.

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Heidi told Self:

Kourtney Kardashian wants to pose naked while pregnant. God. Am I the only one who would love a vacation from the Kardashian family? Please? Just give me a week. A week with no Kim or Kourtney. Khloe can stay. Anyway, we just wish Kourtney would stop blabbing to whomever will listen about her maybe-abortion, and now she wants to do a Demi Moore. Any takers? Us Weekly? Star?

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Check out Rihanna’s new ‘Run This Town’ music video. Alongside Rihanna are seasoned performers Kanye West and Jay-Z. The video is just a tad on the dramatic side. You have the three of them dressed in post-apocalyptic gear, complete with spikes and firey sticks! It’s hard to tell exactly what the message is. The song is very boastful, so we suppose RiRi, Kanye and Jay-Z are the leaders of this leather-clad mob.

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So, now apparently Courtney Love sleeps with dead turtles. Last night Love tweeted these pictures of her with a dead turtle on her head, while lying in bed. Oh, Courtney. When will this woman-child mature? She’s been tickling us pink for almost two decades now. At least somethings never change.

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The Sun reports that C. Love is still working on another album, Nobody’s Daughter, but alas the “epic” album isn’t completed. Sigh. Too much bed hopping with turtles. Regardless, Courtney told reporters the album sounds like “giant black pyramids.”

Robert Pattinson denies saying he doesn’t have a girlfriend.  Huh? Yesterday a report came out in the UK where Robert had said he was single. But then he came out and said the story was wrong and denies he ever said he was single. OK, most stars like to deny they are with someone, but Robert is going against the grain here…

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Kate Gosselin called cops because her kids called her for help first! Remember last week when Kate came to the house when it was not her day, had a screaming match with Jon and called cops? A few more details are spilling out now and it makes Jon Gosselin look ever worse. If that’s possible…

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