Ashlee Simpson kicks Pete Wentz out. Supposedly. I guess Ashlee is sick of his party ways and told Pete to pack his bags and get out. Except he was already out. And his bags were already packed with him. So what exactly did Ashlee say?

More pictures of Ashlee after the split…

Ashlee apparently told Pete to not bother to come home. He should have answered his cell phone sooner! From Star Magazine:

But when she called Pete to talk things out, he didn’t answer, which only enraged her. After repeatedly calling him (and getting his voicemail), Ashlee finally reached her husband – and snapped. An insider says she screamed, “Don’t even bother coming home! I don’t want to look at you!”

… that same night, Pete posted on Twitter, “Money doesn’t grow on trees. Neither does happiness,” before referring to himself as an “a–hole.”

It’s sad to say, but usually good things don’t happen with young, accidental pregnancies. I hope Ashlee and Pete can weather this storm out, but it doesn’t look good right now.

Photos: Bauer Griffin