Courtney Love went absolutely crazy on the toilet this past weekend. Courtney was getting business done with “her skirt around her ankles” at a New York City party at The Standard Hotel when an unsuspecting man opened her bathroom stall by mistake.

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The unsuspecting victim, Sebastian Karnaby, apologized to Love but his “I’m sorry” wasn’t good enough.

“She stormed out screaming, ‘I am going to get you thrown out!’ She jumped on me, went crazy and dragged me over to security by the arm and claimed that I’d attacked her. They were trying to calm her down, but she was out of control. She was like a possessed woman. I absolutely did not attack her — I was trying to get away,” Karnaby said. “Thankfully, she’d remembered to pull up her skirt.”

Page Six also mentions that Karnaby is a “pharmacist.” Oh, snap. Now we’re sure had Love known of his profession she would’ve tried to shake him down and forge a best buddies type of friendship. She’d say that “fate” brought them together.

Photos: Bauer Griffin

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