Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are secretly dating again. Ugh. Doesn’t Jessica know you are never, ever, ever supposed to rebound with an ex? And especially if his name is John Mayer? He probably tipped off In Touch Weekly and sent the magazine pictures and exclusive tweets. But most importantly — does this mean Jessica and Jennifer Aniston can settle this once and for all in a tub of grease?
more Jessica after the hop…
In Touch says Jessica’s self-esteem hit the toilet after Tony Romo dumped her for some 22-year-old who’s only snap shot seems to be of her in a bikini. He’s even toting her around to all the same places he took Jessica.
“She can’t believe it,” an insider tells In Touch. “She doesn’t want Tony back, but no one wants to see that their ex has moved on with a hot, younger girl. This couldn’t have come at a worse time for Jessica,” the friend adds. “It’s opened up a lot of old wounds. She’s pretty insecure about herself.”
Which really is the perfect mating call. John Mayer has an acute smell for anything “broken” or “low self-esteem.”
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Would it be any better if he hooked up with a much older woman?
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