Yesterday, Blog Land was abuzz about John Mayer secretly dating Kristin Cavallari. Well, ladies and gentleman, John Mayer would like everyone to know this is NOT true. It isn’t John’s style to say something plainly, however. He sees an opportunity and pounces — in the best way possible. TWITTER! God, what did we do before Twitter?
more Kristin and John after the hop…
John tweeted a series of lame analogies for sex and denied them all. Sigh. Eye Roll. (via JustJared.com):
– “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis.”
– “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
– “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”
– “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
Wait. So we aren’t exactly clear here. Is John saying he DIDN’T have sex with Krisitn?
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