Kelly Osbourne revealed that one day she wants a boob job. She says not until later in life — so her nipples don’t hit the ground — but we’re not so sure. We’re not convinced Kelly wouldn’t go under the knife sooner. Just look at her mother, Sharon. Sharon has had everything from her mouth, nose, tummy and tits either sucked in our plumped out, doesn’t she?

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Kelly told contactmusic.com about the ill-fated tattoo she got after one too many cocktails:

“When my boobs get saggy I will have them lifted. I don’t want my nipples facing the floor. But I definitely don’t want anymore tattoos. I hate the one I have of a keyboard - I want it gone. I have actually looked into removing it. I don’t even know how to play a piano. I had it done when I was really drunk.”

Yeah. That’s when you know. When you wake up with images of musical instruments with no significance whatsoever on your body then it’s probably time to cut down on drinking. Or enter into an expensive vacation rehab, if your last name happens to be Osbourne.

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