The Hills’ new bad girl (sort of) Kristin Cavallari thinks Brody Jenner is “vanilla” in bed. Ouch. That can’t feel good to read in print, eh Brody? Kristin and Brody dated and shared bodily fluids over two years ago and Ms. Cavallari wasn’t at all impressed with his skillz between the sheets.

more Kristin and Brody after the hop…

But what does “very vanilla” mean exactly? Kristin was on Ryan Seacrest’s show this morning and told inquiring minds what they wanted to know. (via Eonline.com)

“We just…didn’t really do anything out of the box,” she laughed.

Well, what about all these John Mayer rumors? Was there any “out of the box” lovin’ going on with John?

Yesterday, she told Ryan Seacrest that Mayer asked her out but she declined, saying she “didn’t need to be a notch on his belt.” And last night, she said she wouldn’t give him another shot.

Huh? What in God’s name do people see in Kristin Cavallari? Any ideas?

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