Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, wasn’t too pleased with how Madonna looked during the MTV Video Music Awards. Madonna got on stage and gave a rather heartfelt tribute speech to Michael Jackson — who she shared an odd dinner and movie with back in 1991. Madge didn’t look out of this world great — but hey — she’s 51. We thought she rocked it.

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When Eonline.com asked Christopher what he thought, her bitchy gay brother didn’t hold back.

“She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” Ciccone told E! News. “It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don’t keep. It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow-dryer eludes him.”

Well, well! Does Christopher have a sligth case of the jellies? Does he wish he had a Jesus Luz boy toy too? We think so.

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