Monkeys prefer Heavy Metal music
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Why won’t the monkeys love heavy metal music?
After all, the theory of evolution postulates that
man evolved from them(laughs)
But the fact remains that when it comes to
music for the youths and bad asses;
heavy metal music is the ultimate choice