David Hasselhoff has alcohol poisoning for the, well, again. David was hospitalized just in May when his daughter found him on the floor trying to eat a hamburger. His same daughter Hayley was the one who had to call and get help for her drunk dad again.

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Sources say David has been treated for alcohol poisoning at least five times over the course of a couple years. Not healthy! From the Examiner:

Paris Hilton wants her dog to date Cheryl Cole’s dog. Do dogs even know what a date is? I wonder how Cheryl feels about the hookup that Paris wants. Maybe she agrees to the match with Tinkerbell and her pup Buster?

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Only Paris would think about hooking her dog up with another celebrity’s dog. Would she put Tinkerbell in a dress or casual club clothes? From IBN Live:

Brad Pitt’s ugly shoes must have a story behind them. Brad showed up with Quentin Tarantino to discuss Inglourious Basterds and had some interesting shoes on. They looked like velvet with his initials on top in…velvet.

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 More pictures of Brad after the step…

Brad doesn’t seem like the velvet shoe guy. Unless one of his kids made them. Maybe a father’s day gift? From Just Jared:

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Megan Fox’s Jennifer’s Body bombed at the box office! Megan Fox’s new flick Jennifer’s Body debuted this weekend and grossed only $6.8 million; came in at fifth place. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, the animated family film came in on top. I would have thought it would sell with Megan doing so much promo leading up to the release of the teen horror. I suppose film goers think otherwise.

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Cheryl Cole will never pose nude. Hate to disappoint you but the gorgeous X-Factor judge thinks naked photo shoots are tacky, and Cheryl can’t understand why so many stars choose to strip off for magazines. I knew this hottie has class.

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Cheryl said: “There’s nothing tasteful about some fruit covering your bits! Sometimes a beautiful dress is much more sexy than underwear. Have some class.”