Megan Fox bombed on Saturday Night Live’s season opener. Megan did a few skits with comedy, but she didn’t do the comedy herself. There weren’t many stand out moments, either, so overall, Megan stunk.

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More pictures of Megan after the yawn…

The most memorable thing about Saturday’s show didn’t even involve Megan. Jenny Slate – a new cast member, dropped an F-bomb. Yup. Ouch. On live TV. Let’s see what the FCC does about that! From Zap to It:

Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman fight rudeness. Daniel and Hugh are in a play together and had to deal with a ….cell phone interruption. Aren’t we all old enough now to remember to shut off our phones?

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More pictures of Daniel and Hugh after the call…

These two are both fit, buff, intimidating men. But they had to deal with an obnoxious phone during the middle of a performance! According to Popeater, the actors can turn out lines while standing on their feet, and they were funny.

Madonna to marry Jesus Luz? Madonna has been with the 23 year old Jesus for several months now, but they both only claim they are friends. Do friends marry? But this is Madonna, she can get away with anything…at any age too, apparently.

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More pictures of Madonna after the vows…

Madonna has taken Jesus with her around the world, got him introduced to people in new York and he even is seen with her kids. But marriage? From Marie Claire:

Brody Jenner didn’t attend step sister Khloe Kardashian’s wedding.Hmmmmm, is there a little bit of a problem in the family over the nuptials? Actually, Khloe’s problems with Brody might not include him, but his girlfriend Jayde Nicole.

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More pictures of Khloe and Brody after the tiff…

You know Lamar Odom’s good friend Joe Francis – who was going to throw the bachelor party – was sued by, you guessed it, Jayde Nicole. So, Brody skipping out on Khloe’s wedding probably had something to do with it. From TMZ:

Paris Hilton calls LA brutal. Paris nailed her hometown only shortly after she said she was looking forward to hitting the club scene! What do you think happened that changed her mind? Paris must have become used to the mellow crowds overseas who didn’t care about her every move!

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More pictures of Paris after the spat…

Beyonce tossed Lindsay Lohan out of the dressing room. This weekend was the big music festival in Singapore that Lindsay was hosting and Beyonce happened to be a top act. Beyonce let her inner diva out it appears…

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More pictures of Lindsay and Beyonce after the hop…

Lindsay supposedly had dibs on the dressing room – because it was the biggest – but Beyonce had her tossed out because she wanted it. Who were the organizers going to go with – the biggest singing name or the emcee? From New Magazine: