As you may or may not have heard, Hollywood is whispering of a Jon and Kate Plus Eight movie. But who would be cast the official Jon and Kate Plus Eight movie? PopEater has a few ideas, and we think they’re suggestions are actually pretty spot-on.

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Popeater thinks Jon Gosselin, who is half Korean, would be most accurately represented by either Dean Cane (who has some Japanese), Tim Kang, Johnny Damon or Mark Dacascos.

Alex Rodriguez is so vain he has himself in centaur-form hanging over his bed. Ha! This is rich! Now, in all honesty, it would probably be more surprising if A-Rod didn‘t have a healthy dose of vanity, but inserting your head on top of a mythical creature takes good-old fashioned egotism to an interesting level.

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One of A-Rod‘s former lovers told usmagazine.com (via NYDaily News):

Nicole Richie got two restraining orders against photographers who were stalking her. Nicole — who has been in the public eye for almost a decade now — says two men camp outside her house and disrupt her family and cause stress. Nicole just recently gave birth to a son, Sparrow, six weeks ago and also has a daughter Harlow who is almost two.

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According to People.com:

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman have split. Jon Gosselin very famously got together with the 22-year-old Glassman after his public split with ex-wife, Kate. Hailey is the daughter of Kate‘s plastic surgeon. Which makes it all just so painfully trashy.

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Jon Gosselin has had a series of epiphanies in the past few weeks (which he’s had a wonderful time telling the media), and one of these took him to a Rabbi (even though he isn’t Jewish) for some spiritual guidance. Meanwhile, Hailey made the news media rounds and blabbed all about Gosselin‘s “mantrums.”

ADAM SANDLER was born in Brooklyn, New York. At five, Adam’s family moved to Manchester, New Hampshire. There, he attended Manchester Central High School. Making those around him laugh as a child, the precocious comedian discovered he was a natural. Sandler developed his talent as a student at New York University, performing often in clubs. In 1988, he graduated from NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts.

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Sandra Bullock recently admitted in an interview with Parade magazine that she’s “difficult.” On screen, and even offscreen during interviews, Sandra seems like a female version of Golden Retriever. Friendly, sort of sloppy, kind of a loud mouth, the whole lot. Not so once the doors close, she says.

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