As you may or may not have heard, Hollywood is whispering of a Jon and Kate Plus Eight movie. But who would be cast the official Jon and Kate Plus Eight movie? PopEater has a few ideas, and we think they’re suggestions are actually pretty spot-on.

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Popeater thinks Jon Gosselin, who is half Korean, would be most accurately represented by either Dean Cane (who has some Japanese), Tim Kang, Johnny Damon or Mark Dacascos.

 
 

Alex Rodriguez is so vain he has himself in centaur-form hanging over his bed. Ha! This is rich! Now, in all honesty, it would probably be more surprising if A-Rod didn‘t have a healthy dose of vanity, but inserting your head on top of a mythical creature takes good-old fashioned egotism to an interesting level.

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One of A-Rod’s former lovers told usmagazine.com (via NYDaily News):

 
 

Nicole Richie got two restraining orders against photographers who were stalking her. Nicole — who has been in the public eye for almost a decade now — says two men camp outside her house and disrupt her family and cause stress. Nicole just recently gave birth to a son, Sparrow, six weeks ago and also has a daughter Harlow who is almost two.

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According to People.com:

 
 

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman have split. Jon Gosselin very famously got together with the 22-year-old Glassman after his public split with ex-wife, Kate. Hailey is the daughter of Kate’s plastic surgeon. Which makes it all just so painfully trashy.

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Jon Gosselin has had a series of epiphanies in the past few weeks (which he’s had a wonderful time telling the media), and one of these took him to a Rabbi (even though he isn’t Jewish) for some spiritual guidance. Meanwhile, Hailey made the news media rounds and blabbed all about Gosselin’s “mantrums.”

 
 

Sandra Bullock recently admitted in an interview with Parade magazine that she’s “difficult.” On screen, and even offscreen during interviews, Sandra seems like a female version of Golden Retriever. Friendly, sort of sloppy, kind of a loud mouth, the whole lot. Not so once the doors close, she says.

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Victoria Beckham told the most recent issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK that she exercises every single day of the week. Victoria, the famously tiny pop star-turned-designer, says she exercises mostly for looks. She doesn’t want fashion editors to have to airbrush her anymore.

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Victoria told the magazine, via The Daily Mail.:

 
 

Jessica Simpson knows what she wants in a man. Sure Jessica is divorced, and has endured a string of very public break-ups (where Simpson was often the one dumped), but all the dejection has just made her even more picky. Or so she says. I’ll believe it when I see it.

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Simpson told Extra (in an episode set to air tonight, via Popeater) what she’s looking for in her next victim.: