Today we learned that Britney Spears has many aliases when she travels. This tid bit alone isn’t shocking, what is are the names Britney chooses. If we were a more famous than God celebrity trying to fly under-the-radar, we’d probably go for Jane Smith or Jennifer Johnson, or something equally innocuous.

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Today Page Six revealed that Brit Brit prefers to go under the name Queen of the Fairy Dance (?). Yeah. We don’t know either:

Steve Dennis reveals in a new biography, “Britney: Inside the Dream,” that her favorite fake names include Ms. Alotta Warmheart, “because she had such a warm heart”; Mrs. Diana Prince in honor of Diana, Princess of Wales; Queen of the Fairy Dance, “because she was the dancing fairy”; and Mrs. Abra Cadabra “for no apparent known reason.”

Hm. Mrs. Abra Cadabra? Ms. Alotta Warmheart? Too many red bulls Brit?

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