Guy Ritchie still loves Madonna but he calls her “Retarded”. Ritchie tells Esquire in an interview that ”I still love her,” but he is quick to add, “but she’s retarded, too.” Ok, don’t we all think our exes are retarded? But Ritchie still loves Madonna, did you see this one coming? Read on Guy has some good things to say about Madonna.

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more photos of Guy and Madonna after the jump…

“She’s a manifester, if there ever was one,” “First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad.”

“And, of course, here you go: I still love her,” he says. He takes a breath, drives through a red light. If no one is ahead of him, Guy Ritchie does not typically stop. [Guy is driving] “But she’s retarded, too.”

Esquire: It’s rocky getting a divorce, innit?

Guy: “You can’t tell someone when they’re getting divorced that their pain is an illusion,” “I’m f***ing telling you, I feel it, I’ve been through that … No one can say you don’t feel that.” – via Esquire

Of course Madonna outdo any twenty-three year old and no wonder she’s dating Jesus Luz, her 22-year old boy toy. I see nothing wrong with it. She’s Madonna who do you want her to date? A 50-year old fat and balding guy?

photos: the two both had their birthday separately, Madonna with Jesus in August and Guy in September.

photos: Fame; Bauer Griffin

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