Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt don’t have sex. What? Too personal to tell the world? Not for Speidi it ain’t! Apparently, Heidi is planning on using some trickery in order to get herself knocked up. She plans to –whoops! — forget to taker her birth control on month, and BAM, whoops, she’s pregnant!
more Speidi after the hop…
Spencer‘s too smart for that, though. His problem-solving solution? Deny his wife sex! He told The View (!!) (via usmagazine.com):
“She [says] she is not going to tell me she is going to go off her birth control,” Pratt, 26, said on The View Thursday. Not sleeping with her is “the only thing I can think of in my defense,” he said.
But he has another plan, too. Surgery.
Montag said she wants kids “sooner than later,” adding, “My mom was a young mom.” But Pratt is so adamant about not wanting them, “He says he wants surgery,” Heidi said. She said he “joked” about not wanting kids before they got married, but she never took him seriously.
Uh oh. This is like Chapter 1 in the book of Things To Make Sure Of Before The Wedding. Why can’t they be like the Kardashians and pop one out for rating? Slackers.
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Spencer is a douchebag, but Heidi tricking him into getting pregnant is just as bad.
TLC needs a replacement show for “Jon and Kate plus 8″. I bet ” Spencer and Heidi plus Twins” would bring in the ratings.
I can see them on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich after he’s been caught sleeping with a hooker in Tijuana because he’s not getting any action for months