Khoe Kardashian recently told reporters that she wants to be a “skinny” pregnant person. Skinny pregnant person? That must be Kardashian-ism oxymoron. Lord knows you see “skinny” pregnant people walking all the time. You know, the kind with super flat stomachs and toned everything. (eye roll).

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Of course, this had to do with her sister, Kourtney. Poor Khloe (who in all honesty is pretty average-sized) has always had to answer for her extra “curves.

“Honestly, I just lost weight!” the E! reality star told us earlier today while she and sister Kim helped launch the Quick Trim diet line at a GNC in Los Angeles. “I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can’t be a house [after] I just lost weight.”

Are Khloe and quickie, cardboard cut-out husband Lamar Odom already planning for children?! Good Lord. Wait to the ink dries on your (yet to be confirmed) marriage license and try to negotiate a better pre-nup. God. Do we have to teach them everything?!

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