Levi Johnston filmed his first commercial, he’s hawking Wonderful Pistachios and jokes about knocking up Bristol Palin. Nice. Very nice. We’re sure this will be dinner table discussion at the Palin household tonight. Levi’s Oscar winning acting performance is of him popping nuts in his mouth and an announcer talking about him using protection. How brilliant (not really).

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Wonderful Pistachios and their “Get Crackin’” campaign must have a sweet spot for the D-list. In addition to Levi, Olympic swimmer Dara Torres, Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore, Brady Bunch alum Christopher Knight and Jackass‘ Wee-Man are all slated to shoot ads.

Eh. We kind of want to ship Levi off to the same island we’re planning on dumping the Gosselins. Better yet, they should film a reality show together. Levi can be the new manny.

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