According to a new tell-all book, Angelina Jolie slept with her mother’s boyfriend. Angelina Jolie, according to the text, was a precocious teen who lured her mother’s boyfriend to bed while she was only 16. Oh, Angelina. We’re disappointed! Disappointed but not surprised. Of course Angelina Jolie slept with her long-suffering mother’s boyfriend.
more Angelina after the hop…
RadarOnline.com took a peak at the book and claims mom, Marcheline Bertrand, couldn’t stand the sight of her swollen-lipped spawn after she heard the news.
Octomom Nadya Suleman said she lost 145 pounds. No, losing her babies didn’t account for all that weight, but a chunk of it. Nadya claims she did it the good old fashioned way without surgery. But we also know how she has a habit of telling little white lies…
More pictures of Nadya after the binge…
Katie Price is rejected by the Ministry of Defense Department. That’s the UK’s version of the Defense Department and meaning, Katie can’t visit the troops. Katie had applied or said she would visit the war torn country of Afghanistan as a way to boost morale for the troops…but it ain’t gonna happen.
More pictures of Katie after the drop…
It isn’t going to happen because top level military officials denied Katie’s ‘tacky’ request. From Digitial Spy:
Jay Z and Alicia Keys will duet for the World Series. The World Series where the New York Yankees will face the Philadelphia Phillies. Gee, can you guess what song Alicia and Jay Z will be singing? Maybe Empire State of Mind?
More pictures of Jay Z after the chorus…
Hopefully security will keep Lil’ Mama from crashing their performance like she did at the MTV Awards. According to People Magazine:
Bon Jovi had to call in a shrink to get the band back together in the 1990s. The always smiling Jon Bon Jovi had to call the professionals in order for the group to get back together and perform. Without the shrink, they probably never would have.
More pictures of Bon Jovi after the tour…
Where would we be today without Bon Jovi? There would be way less hair pictures to look at. Richie Sambora might not have gotten a DUI. From Wonderwall:
Punch a Kardashian for Charity
You can punch a Kardashian for charity next month. Yes, that’s right. Punch, as in to the face, mouth or whatever you can reach for with Kim, Khloe or Rob Kardashian. You get to pick which Kardashian for your punch and all the proceeds go to charity.
More pictures of Kim after the jab…
Before you can punch, you gotta shell out a bit of money. The chance to punch a Kardashian will go to the highest bidder. From The Plastic Surgery Channel:
