Nicole Richie and Joel Madden DID NOT get married. The blogosphere and tabloid world was all a go-go about this Nicole and Joel secret wedding, coupled by the People magazine unveiling the first pictures of her baby boy, Sparrow. It was Richie-heavy week in gossip land.

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more Nicole and brood after the hop…

Star magazine reported this morning that the two had a “kooky at-home ceremony” and that she will soon be going by the name Nicole Madden. Leave it to competitor usmagazine.com to laugh in their faces after trolling Joel‘s blog:

Kim Kardashian wants to have a baby by next year. Kim, who turns 29 today, told Life and Style magazine that she always envisioned herself married with at least one child by the times she was 30. Always the ringleader of sort amongst the Kardashian sisters, sources think the root of this newfound baby mania stems with Khloe‘s rush-rush nupitals and Kourtney‘s surprise wedding last month. Kim is feeling all left out. Pout!

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Kim told the magazine (via Popeater.com):

Kate Gosselin is flooded with questions for her one hour special. Since Jon Gosselin pulled the plug on the show with the kids, Kate is getting her own hour special. TLC decided to open it up for questions, and guess what happened!

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More pictures of Kate after the deluge…

Kate was bombarded with over 9,000 questions! I guess she’ll need more than an hour! From People Magazine:

Katie Price gets censored in the UK. Katie keeps spouting off things about ex Peter Andre to the press, but this time she has to muzzle it. Actually, the TV show she was interviewed on has to muzzle her by editing OUT her comments.

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More pictures of Katie after the shush…

Katie is obviously bitter and hurt over the divorce still. She went after Pete again, but brought down legal action for her deeds. FromSify:

Kim Kardashian wants engagement bling for her birthday. Her birthday is today, do you think Kim will get engaged? If so, the Kardashian sisters have had quite a fall! A wedding, a baby and….an engagement!

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More pictures of Kim after the pop…

Kim and Reggie Bush dated for two years before they broke up this summer. Now that they are back, Kim says it is different than before. Can it be for real this time? According to Plastic Surgery Channel:

Jon Gosselin demands an exorbitant radio fee. And then Jon was laughed all the way back to Pennsylvania. A radio station wanted to give Jon a chance to air his side of the story, but he wasn’t willing to do it without a high pay day either.

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More pictures of Jon after the snicker…

Jon is the one we keep seeing in the press. Jon is the one playing kissy face with a toddler. Jon is the one acting like a child himself. According to TMZ: