Fun celebrity tweets on Twitter Land for today. What celebrities are tweeting on Twitter. Today we have fun tweets from Britney Spears, Tila Tequila, Aubrey O’Day, Hugh Hefner and Ashton Kutcher!

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1. Britney Spears

Britney’s new single, ’3′, debuts at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100! http://bit.ly/1JdZAa
7:13 PM Oct 14th from web

I want to thank my fans for making ‘3’ the # 1 song on the Billboard Hot 100. I am truly blessed with the greatest fans in the world.
12:19 AM Oct 15th from web

Stephanie Pratt was busted for DUI. Stephanie was partying it up with The Hills gang at Holly Montag’s birthday party when she left drunk. Stephanie was pulled over when cops saw her driving funny.

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More pictures of Stephanie after the breathalyzer…

Stephanie is still in jail in lieu of a $5,000 bond. Can’t her big brother Spencer or his wife Heidi Montag pony up the money to let her out? Cops say via People Magazine:

Criminal Charges are likely to be filed in the case of the Balloon Boy case according to Sheriff of Colorado. Although the sheriff won’t say who will be charged. I am very sure it’s not going to be charged against an innocent 6-year-old. (Video of the Sheriff announcement below)

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Sheriff Jim Alderden – who won’t say who would be charged – told reporters: “We were looking at Class 3 misdemeanor, which hardly seems serious enough given the circumstances. We are talking to the district attorney, federal officials to see if perhaps there aren’t additional federal charges that are appropriate in this circumstance.”

Kourtney Kardashian’s home burglarized! Kourtney Kardashian’s home in Calabasas was burglarized at about 8:30pm on Saturday night as reports by TMZ.

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Law enforcement tells TMZ that Kourtney came back to her Calabasas townhome Saturday night at about 8:30 pm and discovered the break-in. Kourtney had went out for dinner with her boyfriend, Scott Disick  at around 7 pm and returned home to find many of the drawers opened.

As for stolen items, hundreds of thousands of dollars of jewelry was reportedly taken. The townhouse is in a gated community.

Jon Gosselin on having more kids and handling nasty comments! Jon recently had a phone interview with Parent Dish, Jon talks about how he handles nasty comments and having more kids!?! His mistakes, his pay per episode, him turning half Jewish because of Hailey and Hailey, his girlfriend he loves to death.

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more photos of Jon giving you the big smile after the jump…

Meredith Vieira made best celebrity quote of the week:  ”I know, it’s pathetic. I’m an old horny woman, all right? Give me a break.” Did you watch Meredith hitting on the Naval pilot contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?Meredith was an all out cougar. (Watch Video below, it’s really funny)

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Watch the clip of Meredith flirting with the Naval officer after the jump…

The host of “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” Meredith, 55 called up contestant Navy pilot Max Sherman to the show and she REALLY liked what she saw.