This week’s Star reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s children are ill-mannered and behave horribly, running amok in whatever mansion they’re currently inhabiting. Sources close to the family say Brangelina don’t run a very tight ship because they want their “souls to evolve” with plenty of freedom. This is wonderful. Cannot wait for the E! True Hollywood Story of this clan in 20 years.

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more Angelina and kids after the hop…

Star reported this week (via Celebitchy.com):

Khoe Kardashian recently told reporters that she wants to be a “skinny” pregnant person. Skinny pregnant person? That must be Kardashian-ism oxymoron. Lord knows you see “skinny” pregnant people walking all the time. You know, the kind with super flat stomachs and toned everything. (eye roll).

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more Khloe and Kourtney after the hop….

Of course, this had to do with her sister, Kourtney. Poor Khloe (who in all honesty is pretty average-sized) has always had to answer for her extra “curves.

TLC has sued Jon Gosselin. The network presented Jon with a bright, shiny lawsuit today in response to the reality star’s shoddy behavior since he and Kate filed for divorce and the network made the decision to downgrade Jon‘s role on the series.

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more Jon Gosselin after the hop…

The Associated Press reported:

Lindsay Lohan was given extra time to complete her probation stemming from a DUI arrest today. Lohan was infamously arrested for a DUI and possesion of cocaine waaaaay back in 2006. Since then she has yet to complete here alcohol rehabilition classes and counseling.

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more Lindsay after the hop…

Normal people would find themselves in jail. Not Lindsay. The judge agreed that she’s had a tough year of being an artistic muse, robbery victim and scorned ex-girlfriend. Completing her court-ordered classes would be entirely too much work on her plate. Too, too much.

Kelly Bensimon would be ‘honored’ to pose for Playboy

Modern man is weak and slow

Pamela Anderson brings back her Baywatch swimsuit

“The Hills” salaries Exposed

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Megan Fox upskirt from Transformers 2

Spencer Pratt purchases 3,000 copies of Heidi Montag’s Playboy issue

Ralph Lauren fire model for being too fat

Angelina Jolie will have two more children – Life & Style

The World‘s saddest Craigslist post

Robert Pattinson might quit Hollywood. Robert is a recluse actor – we all know that. So when Robert said he was sick of all the attention and the lack of privacy he know how, is anyone really surprised? No. But what he said now may have you shocked!

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More pictures of Robert after the quit…

Robert said in an interview he may quit acting all together! From Showbiz Spy: