Lindsay Lohan is failing her probation class. Lindsay was ordered to take an alcohol education class as part of her sentence from the 2007 DUI bust. Officers just went to a judge to say Lindsay is failing that class…now she’s got to face that judge.

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More pictures of Lindsay after the leap…

When the judge saw the actions of Lindsay – the apparent partying and drinking – he ordered her to report to court stat! From TMZ:

Peter Andre might have threatened Alex Reid. However, Katie Price is the one saying Pete did so, but I have some other ideas. Katie took to her Twitter to blast Pete for what he allegedly said.

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More pictures of Katie and Peter after the break…

Now, one only has to look at the size of Pete to wonder if he would really threaten Alex, a cage fighter. I think not. But Katie says he did via her Twitter:

Michael Lohan calls out designer Patrick Aufdenkamp. Patrick is a stylist and designer to the stars and Lindsay and Ali Lohan are some of his clients. However, dad Michael does not like him and hints that he has done bad things around Lindsay and Ali.

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More pictures of Michael, Lindsay and Ali after the skip…

Earlier in the week, Michael threatened an unnamed person that he had better stop supplying Lindsay. Read between the lines to see that Michael meant drugs. Now he comes out with his Twitter:

Mel B denies a Spice Girls reunion is in the works. Earlier, sources were claiming Melanie had confirmed to them the girl group was definitely reuniting and had music and a tour planned. Someone spoke too soon…

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More pictures of Mel after the denial…

It seems there is no Spice Girl reunion planned. Mel said this via the Mirror:

Mel B has poured doubt on rumours of another Spice Girl reunion, rejecting stories that the girls have “really exciting” plans coming up.

Meghan McCain and Tila Tequila hang out. Now, if seeing Tila and Meghan together isn’t as confusing as heck, I don’t know what is. You have the daughter of a conservative, former Presidential candidate and then a bisexual, MTV reality star. Sounds like a match made in heaven!

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More pictures of Meghan and Tila after the shock…

Why were Meghan and Tila together? They had dinner. The two have also tweeted and blogged to each other, stating mutual respect, blah blah blah. FromPopeater:

Kelly Bensimon, reality TV star of “The Real Housewives of New York City” says she would be “honored” to pose for Playboy magazine. So is it a giveaway that Kelly is doing Playboy December as the word on the street goes?

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more fit as a fiddle photos of Kelly after the jump…

Kelly rumored to be vying for Playboy’s December cover. While she’s staying tight-lipped, about it. Bensimon said her has deep respect for Hugh Hefner and why she’d be honored to pose for the “Celebrity” issue. (Celebrity issue is the December 2009 issue)