Kim Kardashian thought she would marry before little sister, Khloe. Kim Kardashian watched Khloe walk down the aisle (in her fake marriage) about a month ago after knowing her husband, Lamar Odom, for about, oh, six weeks or so. Of course, Kim got her (very large) panties (sorry couldn’t resist) in a bit of a bunch about all of this.

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Kim told Ryan Seacrest, via Eonline.com:

Taylor Swift is engulfed in a swastika scandal. Taylor Swift, known for her girlish charm and cutesy country songs, posed next to a fellow party-goer at Katy Perry‘s 25th birthday party last weekend who had a swastika scrawled on his shirt. Oh, Taylor! What would the legions of 12-year-olds say?!

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According to Popeater, Taylor must’ve had one too many Kool-Aid drinks that night (just a touch too much sugar) because she claims she didn’t see his shirt.

Stephanie Pratt faces jail time for her DUI. Stephanie Pratt was pulled over on October 18th on a suspicion of a DUI. Pratt was then locked up and released on a whopping $5, 000 bail! She could land herself in jail for up to six months.

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Yet, it wouldn’t be completely jaded to assume Pratt will serve, oh, 20 minutes before being released due to overcrowding. As was the fate for other celebrities (like Nicole Richie) charged with driving under the influence.

Natalie Portman rants about her veganism. While Natalie’s choice to refrain from eating meat is fine, she bashes people who chose to eat meat. The essay she writes about it and her conversion has people up in arms! Natalie associates eating meat with a horrible crime!

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Natalie writes an essay for The Huffington Post and talking about the author of Eating Animals, which is the book that made her a convert:

Jodie Marsh slams Katie price and her abilities. Jodie and Katie have had a long standing war, but it’s been quiet lately. Until Jodie decided to bash Katie’s horse riding skills and, umm…..other things.

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Now, it seems like Jodie and Katie would be close friends. They wear tons of makeup, like tranny clothes and have had multiple boob jobs. Oh, and they often appear drunk and say outlandish things. Jodie continues this by saying via Entertainment Wise:

Charlize Theron made Nelson Mandela mad. Charlize is a native South African and she decided to use her heritage to benefit charity by having an auction. In this auction, she said the winner would have a meet and greet with Nelson Mandela. Except she forgot to inform him. oops.

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Charlize probably didn’t organize the event herself, but still. Why didn’t someone think to  contact the man in question first? From the Daily Mail: