Heidi Montag wants to be the next OctoMom. Yeah, well, we all knew this one was coming. Should come as no great surprise, really. Speidi and OctoMom are pretty much tomato and tom-ahto on the Fame Climbing Scale. As we all (for better or for worse) know, Heidi wants nothing more than to fill her flat stomach with babies and Spencer wants nothing to do with any of it.

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As Audrina told usmagazine.com:
Katy Perry is set to introduce Russell Brand to her parents. Katy and Russell have barely been dating for a month but the ‘I Kissed A Girl’ singer is set to introduce her ex-sex addict and drug-addled boyfriend to her overly Christian parents. Hm. Oh, to be a fly on the wall when this introduction takes place.

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According to The Sun, Katy is certain her parents would be charmed by Russell:
Audrina Patridge dumps biker boyfriend, Corey Bohan. Audrina had been spotted solo for a few events recently, but no one asked her about it and she had not commented publicly about Corey Bohan, her boyfriend, ex and then boyfriend again. Now it’s official, they split a few weeks back.

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Audrina has a busy filming schedule and Corey supposedly is in Australia 6 months a year. That makes a long-distance relationship a bit hard. From RTE Entertaiment:
Britney Spears Orders Drug Tests
Britney Spears orders drug tests. Not for herself, but for her staff while on tour in Australia. Random drug tests can be administered at any time Britney wishes to make sure the dancers, singers, band and entourage stay clean. Who’s checking Britney to make sure she is still clean?

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Robert Pattinson can’t get a date. Ha! You can take that information several ways. 1 – Robert is lying, 2 – Robert is lying or 3 – Robert is covering up his relationship with Kristen Stewart. The rumored relationship with Kristen since it has not been confirmed or denied.

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Holly Madison is the official keg tapper girl. Chalk up more things for Holly to add to her resume, since Playboy cover girl, Peepshow star, reality star, UFC girl and model don’t seem to be enough right now.

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Holly likes the skimpy costumes, so dressing up as a German girl to tap the keg was a real hardship, I’m sure. And those poor, poor men who had to look at her. From Gossip Girls:


















