Jesse McCartney screws up the national anthem! I guess he can cross future gigs off his calendar, since you can’t even get the most basic song right! Jesse’s career hasn’t been doing so hot lately, you’d think he would work at it a bit more.

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More pictures after the anthem….

Jesse was singing the tune for the NASCAR race in front of, oh, 100,000 fans or so. I bet a few people noticed he skipped right over one of the lines! From TMZ:

Paris Hilton got a pig. Not the swine flu, but a pet pig. Paris jumped on the bandwagon where people are getting the mini pot bellied pigs, called teacup pigs. Paris paid a few thousand dollars for it.

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More pictures of Paris after the oink…

Paris decided she needed to add a variety of pets to her stash at home. Dogs and cats aren’t good enough any more. From Limelife:

Kanye West is planning to re-assess his life at a Hindu retreat. Kanye is planning a getaway to an Indian religious retreat in hoping to turn his life around. Apparently West feels terrible after storming the stage and humiliated Taylor Swift at the MTV’s Video Music Awards last month. Truely remorseful? We hope so, West, that was so not cool.

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more photos of Kanye and his Match Made in Heaven girlfriend, Amber Rose after the jump…

Cristiano Ronaldo is set to replace David Beckham as he departs from modeling Armani’s underwear and jeans in January 2010. Uh-oh, I hate to compare these two hotties because they are both so sexy and hot but I still thinks David is hotter, Becks rules!

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more photos of the two soccer aces after the jump…

As for Beckham? David plans to launch his own underwear line after modeling four years for Armani. Well, I think it’s a smart move. Why do it for someone else when you’ve got the asset, the connection and the money?

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Drink more, exercise more. Because that makes sense

Jessica Alba’s love scene

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Taylor Lautner’s Hotness in L’Uomo Vogue

OMG, she’s posing naked: Marge Simpson

Emily Scott is today’s hottest chick

Paris Hilton buys a little baby Pig

Aubrey O’Day posts half naked pictures on Twitter

Best wedding slideshow ever

Michael Jackson’s new single “This is It” has finally hit Internet and began streaming at midnight. “This is it” is available exclusively on Micheal’s forthcoming album: Michael Jackson’s “This Is It available on October 27th, a day before Michael’s documentary movie “This is it” hit theaters worldwide on October 28th. (“This is it” video and lyrics below) - via Michael Jackson

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Listen to “This is It” and more photos of the pop Legend below…