Katie Holmes has vowed to give Tom Cruise sex so he can lose weight. According to the source, Tom Cruise has been getting a little round around the edges and isn’t happy about his new physique. Katie got the bright idea to give him sex every day. She says this will burn up to 600 calories! Go Katie, go! (But is Tommy interested?!)

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Showbiz Spy reported:

Khloe Kardashian admits her quickie wedding was crazy cakes. Its good to see she still has one brain cell left after walking down the aisle with Lamar Odom, a man she’d only known (not even dated, but known) for one month. My God. I have toilet paper rolls I’ve known longer!

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Khloe was on The View this morning and told the ladies she knows how impulsively insane it all seems:

Hayden Panettiere and Madeline Zima share a lesbian kiss on the next episode of Heroes. Hayden, as Claire Bennet, finds out her roommate Gretchen has a lesbian crush on her. The two then share a somewhat awkward smooch that the media has played up into The Lesbian Kiss Of The Century.

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photos of Hayden and Madeline after the hop…

However, the plot may not be as cut and dry as expected. Eonline.com thinks there might be a third party simmering underneath the surface.:

Hilary Swank sleeps naked and doesn’t care if her boyfriend’s six-year-old sees her. Uh. Yeah. This is one of those admissions we’d file under “too much information.” Thanks — but no thanks, Swank. Hilary sat down with Marie Claire and gabbed about the bliss in her new relationship with agent Jon Campisi. In mid-babble she divulged a bit too much.

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She told the magazine (via HuffingtonPost.com):

President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. The commitee justified their choice by saying Obama’s diplomacy has brought the world together (metopharically) and he has been steadfast on his efforts to cut down on nuclear weapons. Reactions were mixed when the results were announced this morning. Many think Obama hasn’t done enough to earn such coveted prize.

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According Former Polish President Lech Walesa, who won the prize in 1983 said (via The Huffington Post):

Marge Simpson posing nude for Playboy… seriously!

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Olivia Wilde in sexy goth lingerie

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