Jon Gosselin banned from twins’ birthday..of course by Kate Gosselin. Jon is not welcome on his twins Mady and Cara Gosselin’s birthday. The twins turn 9 today. It looks like the Gosselin parents are going to be fighting over their kids custody on the twins’ big day, that really sucks!

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more photos of the Gosselins after the custody battle…

Young Taylor Lautner posed for L’Uomo Vogue an Italian magazine. How do you look this good, could you help Taylor? The Twilight werewolf is going to be a lady killer in no time, we know he already is but he’s still not legal so we’ll keep everything to the future. Taylor turns 18 next February!  

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more gorgeous photos of Taylor (including one when young werewolf was a kid – he was already very cute) after the jump..

Guy Ritchie still loves Madonna but he calls her “Retarded”. Ritchie tells Esquire in an interview that ”I still love her,” but he is quick to add, “but she’s retarded, too.” Ok, don’t we all think our exes are retarded? But Ritchie still loves Madonna, did you see this one coming? Read on Guy has some good things to say about Madonna.

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more photos of Guy and Madonna after the jump…

Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez “A-Rod” are getting married! Kate is set to marry A-Rod! The couple has just moved in together in New York! Congratulations! You two look so hot together! But wait a minute how long have they been dating? Hudson and A-Rod started seeing each other back in May and that’s a what? 5 months??? Marriage? Ok, why not?

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more photos of the happy couple after the jump…

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Scarlett Johansson in Mango magazine

Francis Bean and Ali Lohan are feuding. Step aside Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez – there’s a new tween fight club. It’s true that Francis Bean has never met Ali Lohan (this she admits), but that doesn’t stop her from having major, major problems with Lindsay’s little sister. Oh dear. Courtney‘s gotten to her already.

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On her Twitter last night, Francis Bean unleashed a venemous rant about Ali: