Emma Watson was stalked while watching a football game at Harvard. Emma is attending Brown University and to her shock, the Harvard student body went nutso when they heard she’d be in the bleachers. Hey — aren’t they supposed to be, like, super brainy kids? Shouldn’t the Harvard student body be above all this?

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Apparently not. Page Six reported this morning that everyone’s Twitter was going bat crazy at spottings of Emma.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt don’t have sex. What? Too personal to tell the world? Not for Speidi it ain’t! Apparently, Heidi is planning on using some trickery in order to get herself knocked up. She plans to –whoops! — forget to taker her birth control on month, and BAM, whoops, she’s pregnant!

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Spencer‘s too smart for that, though. His problem-solving solution? Deny his wife sex! He told The View (!!) (via usmagazine.com):

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got a tiger for a wedding gift. Hmmm. A tiger. That’s one for the tacky, wedding gift history. Will Khloe and Lamar regift it?

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It is rumored that the gift registry had some wacky things on it, but was a tiger part of the list or a creative ide? From TMZ:

Audrina Patridge was granted a restraining order against a crazy man. Seriously crazy! Luckily nothing happened to Audrina in the meantime before the judge sorted this all out and granted a permanent restraining order.

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Audrina has been worried about the guy since he left doomsday drawings on Audrina’s doorstep. From the New York Daily News:

Jon Gosselin will appear on Larry King Live tonight! What will the former reality star dad say? I think Jon will act all humble pie, say he made a mistake and then even more Kate bashing.

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Jon had wanted off his show, then he got his wish on Monday when TLC dumped him. When he found out, he filed papers to extend his marriage, which Kate quickly denied as well. From CNN:

Kristin Cavallari shot down John Mayer. John claimed the two had been dating, but Kristin says otherwise. Kristin says almost the exact opposite thing to what John says….interesting. Is the truth in the middle?

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Kristin has had her share of men, but John Mayer? He gets around. From the LA Times:

“The Hills” star Kristin Cavallari confesses that singer stud John Mayer actually did ask her out. Aha! We knew it.