Megan Fox dressed in a banana costume. Don’t laugh, it was for a job. Maybe that’s what led Megan towards being such a sex symbol – the potassium laden fruit! Think of all the inappropriate fruit jokes you want…I’m not printing them here!

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More pictures of Megan after the bite…

Megan explains why she wore such a ridiculous getup to MSN’s Wonderwall:

Madonna would prefer a train wreck over getting married again. Madonna was on David Letterman last night and shot down the rumors she was getting married to Jesus Luz. Actually, she shot down rumors she would marry anyone, ever again.

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More pictures of Madonna after the laugh…

Madonna said getting hit by a train would be better than saying I Do. Ouch. Was Guy Ritchie that bad of a husband? From Popeater:

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Britney Spears in her Daisy Dukes shopping at Target again! Britney looks relaxed as she shows off her toned tummy. Spears has been on the road performing her Circus tour for months now. Whenever she gets time off looks like she is trying to relax. Perhaps Target is therapeutic for Brit.

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more photos of Britney in her Daisy Dukes after the therapeutic Target shopping…

Renee Zellweger was seen holding hands with a mysterious guy yesterday! Omg, it’s not Bradley Cooper! Renee are you losing your mind? Bradly is HOT! Zellweger chats away as she grabs a coffee with a mystery male in Beverly Hills yesterday.

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more photos of Bridget Jones messing with Hugh Grant.. I mean Renee holding hands with a mysterious man below..

Tom Cruise wants to kill Cameron Diaz! Help. Tom Cruise held on tight to the hood of a car as he shot an intense scene with “Wichita” co-star Cameron Diaz in Boston, MA yesterday. No, silly Cruise only wants to shoot Diaz in the movie! You may breathe now.

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more photos of Tom wanting to shoot Cameron Diaz below…

Cruise, one of the highest paid actor is teaming up with Cameron Diaz in the action-comedy flick. Cruise plays a fired up Federal agent as for Diaz, she’s a small town girl meeting her mysterious guy (Cruise).