Robert Pattinson may play Prince Harry in a biopic of his life. Now that is just silly — Robert Pattinson looks nothing like Prince Harry. Why not just cast Leonardo DiCaprio or Zac Efron? Last week we learned Peter Kosminsky is planning a movie, The Spare, detailing the divorce of his parents and his time in Afghanistan.

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Kosminsky reportedly has his eye on Robert Pattinson to play the lead, where he will (do doubt) bleach his hair a pumpkin orange and stay far, far away from the sun. Prince Harry is paler than a vampire even. Rupert Grint, who is also a redhead, is in the possible pile as is Rupert Friend.

“I feel a sense of compassion for the guy,” director Kosminsky said.  “His parents break up in the most spectacularly public way, his mother dies in the most tragic and, again, public way and everything is picked over.”

Prince Harry was always our favorite royal person. We just loved how he got caught smoking pot in Buckingham Palace, goes out drinking in weird outfits and is constantly sticking his foot in his mouth. We will most definitely see The Spare.

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