Jeremy Piven recently told reporters soy milk gave him man boobs — otherwise known as moobs. The Piv is claiming a diet of soy on his cereal and drinks caused him to develop into a rather lady-like shape. He says it was this that created the moobs our eyes are punished with everytime he waltzes down a beach.

The Piv declared (via Celebitchy.com):

“I was the guy that dabbled in soya milk, but now I’ve found out soya milk has enough oestrogen for me to grow breasts; I had to put the soya milk down…It was a very confusing time.”

He also babbled something about a Japanese breakfast.:

I don’t go too far out with my choices. Although when I was in Japan, I had a traditional Japanese breakfast that consisted of some quail eggs and you actually eat the head of some strange fish. It all looked like Jurrasic Park! I don’t think I could be a samurai, but I ate it.”

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