Jessica Simpson is spiraling into depression and to ease her pain she’s turning to God, Twitter and booze. But not necessarily in that order. Hopefully she’s boozed up while she Twitters. Anyway. The National Enquirer is yapping about how she’s never been so low and hoped by 30 she’s be married with babies and a hot career. Instead, she’s nursing a broken heart and can’t seem to get anything career-wise off the ground.

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So here’s an excerpt of how Jessica is a mess now.
Jessica is in the grips of a life crisis right now,” divulged a family friend, “She does a great job of publicly hiding the pain, but in private she is an emotional mess. She’s so lonely that she frequently sleeps at her folks’ Encino home. Nights are the worst. Sometimes she calls her mom into the guest bedroom and asks Tine to hold her while she falls asleep.
And the booze?
“Her family has been keeping a close eye on her alcohol consumption,” disclosed the friend. “Jess sometimes goes overboard and then gets very emotional. They want to be there to nip it in the bud before it becomes a problem.”
Before? Before it becomes a problem? It seem like we’ve been flipping through drunk photos of Jessica for years now. But we aren’t worried. Like our friends over at Celebitchy.com said.
She seems like the kind of girl who would get drunk on one margarita, spend an hour dancing with Ken Paves, then need to go home and go to bed.
Exactly.
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I think Jessica is looking for something deeper. The more sensitive people are not fulfilled by success, mundane loves, and materiality. For their fidgety soul the spiritual search is the true medicine.