John Mayer thinks he needs to have sex with more women. Mayer is getting a little greedy with who he’s already conquered (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston) and wants to branch out and spread his arrogant seed elsewhere. Poor John has been deprived and wants to date like a normal slut-man — not a manwhore in the public eye. There’s a difference.

John cry babied to The New York Times about how his dating life is just a muddled mess due to his constant need for media attention. While he blames this thing called “fame” we blame his incessant tweeting, blogging and talking to paparazzi.

“I should be having sex with more girls…It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble,” he said. “I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution,”

Perhaps he should go for a more under-the-radar lady and keep his mouth shut for once. Just a thought.

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