Jon Gosselin offered his old flame, ousted Star reporter Kate Major a job. As it turns out, while Gosselin was on his Man Whore U.S.A. tyrant ( the DSM-IV would classify as a Douche-tastic Manic period), he offered Major a lucrative job as his assistant. Of course, this was back when Gosselin actually had a high-paying job. Not no more!

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more Jon and Kate after the hop….

RadarOnline (those clever scamps) got a hold of the contract, which he promised “a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement” for all of his doings.

“I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal assistant,” Jon wrote on the document dated July 28, 2009. Jon pledged that she could handle “some but not all future accounts” in a paragraph notable for its scratched out section. And in language that just begs for a lawyer somewhere to hear a cash register ringing, Jon writes: “She will receive a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement.”

According to sources close to the doomed couple, this contract (written with crayons on a takeout menu) was created during one of their romantic hotel weekends.

Kate could always pull a Michael Lohan and try to fenagle money out of any news source that will listen. And we’re almost certain ther’s a memoir in their somewhere, too.

Photos: Bauer Griffin, Fam

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