Jon Gosselin isn’t going to be carving turkey with Kate and his child army. Nope, he’ll be passing the stuffing and pouring gravy with girlfriend Hailey Glassman’s. Jon plans on spending Thanksgiving with Hailey Glassman instead of his actual family, which is actually fitting considering Kate is a faulty step away from bludgeoning him to death.

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As usmagazine.com reports:

“My family and I would never let him eat Thanksgiving dinner alone in an apartment,” says Hailey. “He’s coming to our house for Thanksgiving. I don’t care.”

Which is very sweet, but then the two got into a ridiculous squabble:

I still planned on going to her house on Thanksgiving; that was on my schedule,” he says.But Hailey isn’t thrilled with his answer.

“On your schedule? What do you mean, ‘On my schedule?’” she asks. “Let’s see, Kate has the kids, and she’s having a nice huge meal with Steve and his family. Uh, let’s see, should I go to Hailey’s or should I sit in my apartment all alone?”

Sorry, I used the wrong term,” says Jon. “I plan on going — I made a promise to her family I would go to her house.”"Made a promise? You’re not doing my family any favors!” replies Hailey.

It’s just going to be a delightful holiday for those two. We can feel it.

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