The latest round of celebrity feuding is between Conan O’Brien and Kirstie Alley. Apparently, O’Brien has been making fat jokes about Alley, and this has her extra-large, Lane Bryant granny panties in a twist! Alley and Star Jones enjoyed a gossipy tweet-fest about O’Brien. Star theorizes that O’Brien is just bitter because he never rolled around in the hay with her (uhhh).

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more Kirstie and Conan after the hop…

And then things got a little below-the-belt (literally). Alley typed (via PopEater.com):

‘ll tell you ONE B—- I’m gonna knck out next time I see her is CONAN O’B—- O’BRIAN..that guy acts like I bit his d— off…lol…maybe it’s because I wouldn’t go on his late late late late night show..who knows..the bitten d– makes more sense..lol.”

God knows why O’Brien even bothered to dignify all of that nonsense with a response, but last night on his show he quipped:

“I got to mention this, ladies and gentlemen, some of you may have heard about this. Kirstie Alley, she’s apparently mad at me … over some jokes I made about her weight,” he began. “Yesterday on Twitter, she said that I act like she bit my penis off, which is absurd, because my penis is not on the Weight Watchers diet.”

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