A story surfaced today about how Michael Lohan went to Scores and demanded to see strippers who looked like his daughter Lindsay. (Shudder) Michael admits that he went to the strip club, but won’t say he had any women dance for him and vehemently denies that he requested to see any who looked like Lindsay. This is just too gross for words. Even typing it makes me want to go and wash my hands.

more Lindsay and Michael after the hop…

Eliot Osher, owner of the club, tells SawfNews.com:

“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for,” Osher insisted. “We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door.”
 

Osher doesn’t go into detail about why he had to show Michael the door. We can’t imagine it would be because he was requesting dancers with freckles and fake blond hair. That probably makes up a good quarter of what Scores has to offer. In response, Michael said:

“No girls danced for me. The last thing I’d want to see is a girl who looked like Lindsay. I don’t even look at the magazines where she’s done some risque photos.”

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