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Levi Johnston won’t do porn but might dance. Levi says the Dancing With the Stars people are after him to be on their next show. Levi? Why is he popular all of a sudden? I can see wanting a Gosselin or an Octomom, but Levi? He’s only just made the news because of his Playgirl spread.

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More pictures of Levi after the Salsa…

Levi says he isn’t interested in doing any movies, but I bet he might change his mind once the dollar figures go up. From E! News:

Paris Hilton is out of warnings with the police. The police have said they have been called for so many disrupting the peace calls, that the next time, there’s no more warnings. Paris or Doug Reinhardt will be getting a ticket or arrested.

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More pictures of Paris after the bust…

Doug and Paris have only lived together for a few months, but they throw tons of parties. They also makes all kinds of noise, which neighbors are sick and tired of. According to TMZ:

Tila Tequila goes on a bizarre webshow rant on UStream very early this morning. Tila danced naked and talking crazy in front of the camera. And of course Tila went off on her ex-Shawne Merriman and his alleged drug use. Live in the early morning hours hmmm,Tila’s behavior has been crazy lately.

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More pictures of Tila after the meltdown…

Tila has always been different, but sine the Shawne Merriman incident, things have gotten worse. According to the NY Post:

Aerosmith is worried about Steven Tyler.In a surprisingly candid interview, one of his (former?) bandmates makes some bold claims regarding Steven and how they – including Joe Perry - feel about Tyler and the future of Aerosmith.

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More pictures of Steven after the drink…

Steven was hurt this summer when he fell from a stage, but Joey Kramer (drummer) says things have been escalating for a while. From People Magazine:

Amy Winehouse’s boob job is leaky. Does this mean Amy got a bum boob? Amy went in the hospital last week and people close to her said it was because her medications reacted with each other. But never fear, dear Amy’s dad is here. Guess what he says?

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More pictures of Amy after the tape job…

Mitch Winehouse says it wasn’t a medicine problem with Amy. Her new breast implants started leaking. From The Sun: