Mama Dina says Linday Lohan was cutting herself. How much more of these tapes about Lindsay and her sad saga can we take? This is the latest tape Michael Lohan released where Dina is talking about their daughter. But there’s a catch…

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These tapes were from waaaaay back in 2006! Are they even relevant now? Not really, but Michael keeps sending them out. From Radar Online:

Carrie Prejean wanted ex-boyfriend to lie about the sex tape. Shocking. Hardly. Carrie and her gang were trying to say the tapes were really old and sent before she knew better. Except those taps are only two years old…not that long ago!

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Carrie has several tapes out it seems. How soon before those get released in to the public eye? I can’t believe they aren’t out already! From TMZ:

Jon Gosselin dumps Ed Hardy. Or at least the ugly T-shirts Jon has been wearing – probably for money – in a spoof on himself. Jon joins up with the Funny or Die to come up with a video bashing Michael Lohan and himself, while not really being funny.

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Jon had been with the T-shirts since the spring, but while on his show, they had to be fuzzed out. TLC didn’t like his advertising bit on the sly. Here’s the scoop via Popeater:

Megan Fox reigns in her image. A little bit. Megan – or at least her handlers – realized that her PR was getting to be a bit much and have kept her out of the press since Jennifer’s Body was a disaster in theaters. But now Megan has a new interview out which is surely going to get her more attention. Why?

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Stephanie Pratt says she was set up. Stephanie never says who she thinks set her up to get arrested for the DUI in October, but we can certainly guess. Stephanie’s brother Spencer Pratt and wife Heidi Montag made no secret about their wish to have an intervention for her.

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Stephanie said she only had two drinks before she was pulled over, after only driving a few blocks. Hmmm, I do smell a rat! From Radar Online:

Jessica Simpson is still cheering for the Cowboys – and Tony Romo. I guess their breakup must not have been as bitter as it seems since Jessica keeps Tweeting nice thing to and about him. How is that possible?

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If a normal person had gotten dumped like Jess did, they would be bent on some sort of vengeance. I mean, he left her in a store parking lot and dumped her the day before her birthday. What man does that? Via Hollyscoop: