Shanna Moakler feels badly for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey. Donkey. That’s a new one. Khloe‘s main moniker is what? Baby K or BEAST, but we guess Donkey gets the job done, too. Shanna was having a good time name-calling on The Wendy Williams Show but realizes her childish tirade was hurtful.

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As you may or may not remember, Shanna accused Kim Kardashian of sleeping with her on-again, off-again husband Travis Barker a few years back, and has also publicly feuded with everyone from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan.

Amy Winehouse wants butt implants. Amy Winehouse has been blabbing to friends recently that she’s like to have a curvier backside. The drug-addled singer got a little too skin and bones during the height of her love affair with crack cocaine and wants to achieve a classic “pin-up girl” look.

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Amy recently pumped up her breasts from a 32B to a 32D, and wants the rest of her body to match. A friend of Amy‘s told The Sun:

Carrie Prejean admitted to making a self-love porno tape in a recent interview with Sean Hannity on Fox News. Prejean, the holier than thou beauty queen who very famously opposed gay marriage, was a teenager when she filmed the tape of her masturbating. The home-made porno, she says, was for a boyfriend at the time. Saucy! Like we always say: it’s the quiet, conservative ones you gotta watch out for.

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Paris Hilton threatens to sue over the vacant billboard ad. Paris had her image splashed on a billboard in New Zealand and she doesn’t think it is funny on what they company added to her picture…even though it seems true some days!

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The sign had the word ‘vacant’ in big, bold letters under the image of Paris. Now Paris is potentially suing mad. From ABC News:

Madonna meets Jesus Luz’s parents. And Madonna was reported to be nervous over the encounter for a couple reasons. No, not because she snatched their baby away and flies him around the world as her boy toy.

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More pictures of Madonna after the worry…

Madonna was nervous because she is fifteen years OLDER that Jesus’ mother! From The Sun:

Pals say the star, 51, is “slightly on edge” as his mum Cristiane Regina da Silva is 15 YEARS her junior.

Joel Madden storms out of an interview. Joel and Benji Madden were on an Australian radio show when Joel had enough of the stupid ‘tricks’ the two hosts wanted him to do.

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Joel seems like a pretty cool guy, except the radio hosts pushed his buttons. From Popeater: