In the latest Michael Lohan Radar-produced audio tape, Linday Lohan’s assistant says she’s worried the star will kill herself. Lohan’s assistant, Jenni Muro, tangles with Michael on the phone about why she can’t get Lindsay to agree to a meeting with him. Jenni admits that Lindsay is as much of a mess as she was 2 years ago and all she cares about is Samantha Ronson.

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more Lindsay after the hop…

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are trying out an open relationship. It’s no secret that J. Timberlake has a roving, rambling, horny eye and Jessica has’t been able to keep up with all of his sexual needs. While it was widely reported last month that Justin dumped Jessica via phone call, sources close to the pair saying they are going the pull-the-band-aid-off-slowly route, i.e. friends with benefits.

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A friend tells Fox 411.com:

Rihanna and Chris Brown: What really happened on that night? Rihanna said what happened during her interview, and Chris quickly released a statement criticizing her for making the fight public. Too bad, so sad Chris!

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Initially after the beating, Rihanna and Chris were back on, until the backlash anyway. Someone got ahole of Rihanna and talked some sense in to her head, luckily. From the Huffington Post:

Hundreds walk out of Britney Spears’ Australia concert. There was an uproar last week where government officials wanted to add a disclaimer to the ticket, saying Britney wasn’t singing. It appears the show was so bad to some, some hundred make that, that they walked out of the show.

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It seems that the large TV screens didn’t show Britney lip syncing, only her dancers. People could hardly see her, knew she wasn’t singing, so why bother? They’d rather listen to the CD in the comfort of their home! From the Herald:

Khloe Kardashian’s gained post wedding weight. Khloe admits to packing on five pounds since her wedding – which was only a month ago – and says it’s fine. Is there a reason behind the weight gain now? Dum dum dum…baby?

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Supposedly Khloe will be pregnant soon anyway, so does five pounds matter? Nope. From US Magazine:

Michael Lohan got paid to release Lindsay Lohan’s tapes. The ones where she is crying and feeling sorry for herself. Michael didn’t necessarily release them to get Lindsay help, but to fund his own bank account!

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What parent sells out their children like that? Oh, one like Michael. Lindsay tried to get a halt on the tapes being released, but it was too late. From Contact Music: