Michael Lohan is back at it, and released another audio tape of Dina Lohan babbling about how Lindsay Lohan should go to rehab. We predicted this would just get uglier, and we’re assuming Radar is paying Michael Lohan a pretty penny to release all this garbage.

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Anyway, this time Dina is lamenting to Michael that getting Lindsay to rehab isn’t as easy as it sounds. It isn’t as if she can lure her into the car with a line of cocaine and bump of crystal meth (hm — it’s an idea, no?). (via RadarOnline.com)
Jon Gosselin isn’t going to be carving turkey with Kate and his child army. Nope, he’ll be passing the stuffing and pouring gravy with girlfriend Hailey Glassman‘s. Jon plans on spending Thanksgiving with Hailey Glassman instead of his actual family, which is actually fitting considering Kate is a faulty step away from bludgeoning him to death.

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As usmagazine.com reports:
Kim Kardashian Got Punched
Kim Kardashian got punched…for charity. Kim stepped in to the ring, even after she watched her brother Robert go down hard from a competitor that meant business. Kim faced off against a girl that meant business too!

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And Kim has the black eye to prove it! Kim took a hook to the eye from her opponent, who obviously had a score to settle. Her brother Robert took a real beating though, even though he wasn’t supposed to. From Kim’s website:
Kristen Stewart says F off when asked about dating. You can only imagine who they were asking Kristen about dating. Could it be anyone other than Robert Pattinson? Of course not! Raise your hand if you’re tired of hearing them deny the relationship!

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Kristen was asked about her love life in another interview – can they ask something else? – when she got snotty with them. She says via Popeater:
Chris Brown and Rihanna Face Off
Chris Brown and Rihanna face off. Rihanna got to air her side of the story with Diane Sawyer this week, so now Chris gets a turn. Chris has an interview with MTV and both interviews will air on Friday night. Will anybody feel sorry for him though?

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Chris says he doesn’t know what he was thinking. Well, duh! Let’s help him out – he was beating the tar out of Rihanna. Here’s a snippet of what he says via Radar Online:
Katie Price’s son is hospitalized with swine flu. Katie’s nine year old son Harvey was taken to the hospital when he had a high temperature and wouldn’t stop vomiting. Peter Andre canceled his plans to turn on the Christmas lights for a London store and rushed to the hospital as well.

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Swine flu is dangerous for children under 14, and Harvey is high risk because of his age and his autism. Katie has canceled all her plans to remain near the hospital. From the Daily Mail:


















