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Courtney Love is back to her krazy kakes ways and is now saying Britney Spears’ father molested her as a child. Eeek! Somebody needs to scoot Courtney off to finishing school. Some things are just better left unsaid. Courtney took to her Facebook page to let the world know the truth behind the Spears family and their erratic ways.

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If you want to take your chances at transcribing the jumbled diatribe of C. Love check it out here:

Jon Gosselin is telling people he’s spending Thanksgiving at home with his grandmother. We made a lame joke earlier that Jon should really spend Thanksgiving with Michael Lohan and Hailey Glassman, but it appears neither are on his holiday plans this year. He can’t spend turkey day with Kate and the spawn because it’s her designated day.

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Jon told X17online.com (via usmagazine.com) about his Thanksgiving and Christmas plans:

Lindsay Lohan is spending Thanksgiving at home with her mother in Long Island. Lindsay, as we type, is likely cooking her “garlic mashed potatoes” with her mother Dina, sister Ali and two brothers.

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Dina told People.com how Lindsay is likely to spend her holiday:

Lindsay is making the garlic mashed potatoes. They are amazing! Lindsay is doing great right now. She’s happy and very busy working. She works a lot and so we’re excited to have her home for Thanksgiving. Ali is doing the stuffing and I’m doing the turkey and making sure nothing burns.”

Megan Fox and Michael Bay, contrary to media reports, actually get along great. Michael Bay has been telling reporters now that Megan Fox just likes rifling the feathers of various reporters and says things that are blatently untrue. For instance, calling Bay “Hitler” during her press tours of Transformers 2.

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Bay told Movieline.com:

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are moving out. After neighbors complained and staged an intervention to get the noisy, obnoxious couple out, Paris decided they were leaving anyway!

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Paris and Doug have had the cops called to their house numerous times in just a few short months. The neighbors had enough and said so. Paris got the hint and via TMZ: