Speidi revealed their plans to adopt an African baby in 2010. The two also plan to set up a lunch date with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, get trapped in a balloon, have octuplets and date Vince Vaughn. it’s going to be a busy year for our two little famewhores.

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Of course they were just trying to be funny, but speaking of fame whoring, the two are also heavily promoting their new book, How To Be Famous, Heidi and Spencer told usmagazine.com:

They always say, “Write what you know,” and we know how to be famous,” the two say. “Well, we wouldn’t want to piss them off [Brangelina]. She might steal Spencer—you know, because she steals people’s husbands!” Montag says. “But seriously, we’d love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let’s hang out sometime. We’ll be SpeidiLina!”

SpeidiLina? Ugh. That’s just wrong for so many reasons.

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