Taylor Swift’s Saturday Night Live Monologue: It’s hilarious! Taylor hosted SNL and started the show with her open monologue. Taylor was funny and she made sure she mentioned her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas who dropped her over the phone, Kanye West who crashed her MTV Music Video Award moment and of course, she talked about her hunky werewolf Taylor Lautner!
photos of Taylor attending the SNL after party & some of her and werewolf Lautner after the jump…
Taylor’s SNL Monologue song (La, La, La):
Swift started by mentioning she likes baking and things that smell like winter but she’s not going to talk about that. she then sang that she liked writing songs “about douchebags who cheat on me … so they’re ashamed to go in public” when she mentions their names.
Did she mentioned any names? Of course she did, she mentioned “Joe” We would all agree she’s referring to Joe Jonas, her ex-boyfriend whom she claims had dropped her in a 27-second phone call.
“You might think I’d bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on my phone, but I’m not going to mention him,” she sings. “Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight I’m hosting SNL, but I’m not going to brag about that.”
Then she brought up her rumored boyfriend, New Moon’s Taylor Lautner.
She sings: “And if you’re wondering if I might be dating a werewolf from Twilight,” then she looks into the camera and mouthing, “Hi, Taylor.” She then blew a kiss and winked.
Wow, isn’t that quite a giveaway?
And she joked about Kanye West:
“You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye,” “But everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage!”
Hope you all like her SNL monologue as much as I do, isn’t Swift just absolutely brilliant?
photos: Pacific Coast News, Bauer Griffin
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