Michael Lohan is accused of beating up his girlfriend Erin Muller. Michael Lohan – when he isn’t issuing statements to gossip blogs about Lindsay, or avoiding child support — apparently has a little bit of a domestic violence hobby. Sounds right up his alley.

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more Michael, Erin and CRAZY after the hop…

TMZ.com reported this morning that Michael‘s ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller, filed a police report accusing Michael of tossing her about like a ragdoll. This is a taste of the roster looks like:

Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan “slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.

Feb. 2008: Michael “punched Erin in the mouth” because she had a male friend on Facebook

March 2008
: Michael “whipped a computer cord” at her face but she blocked it with her hand … causing a laceration.

May 5, 2008
: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the ribs.”

May 2008
: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain.”

June 2008
: Michael “spit in Erin‘s face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist.” Then he “yelled at her to ‘stop crying c*nt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!’”

When are they just going to lock this man up and throw away the key?

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