Tiger Woods still hooking up with Rachel Uchitel. As if we needed to hear more bad news in the Tiger affair department. Tiger has been holed up since his accident, with people wrongly assuming he was eating ice cream and moping around the house. Nope. He’s banging Rachel in secret.

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More pictures of Rachel after the tryst…

Tiger’s boat Privacy is docked and stocked, but he isn’t on it. And remember how Rachel flew to Palm Beach to see her “parents”? This is all quite convenient. From In Touch Weekly:

Kendra Wilkinson: Baby Hank is “100% healthy”

Brittany Murphy‘s husband: ‘My World was destroyed’

Comedian has potentially the worst idea ever

Taylor Swift named one of People Magazine’s most intriguing people of 2009

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Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole splitsville!

Anna Falchi is the babe of the day

Blur singer Damon down on his luck

Teen has sex with horses at racetrack

Courtney Love no longer guardian of her shirt

 

Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol. It’s the end of a pop cultural era! The sneery, laser-eyed judge who halved egos and dismissed aspiring performers with an eye roll and insult, is leaving at the end of next year so he can 100% commit to the British show, X-Factor.

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more Simon after the hop…

The only snag? Cowell hasn’t himself admitted this little indiscretion. So how did we find out. You can thank his brother for that. As RadarOnline.com reports:

Lady Gaga may have a brand, spankin’ new boy toy. Eonline.com claims Lady Gaga was getting flirty and touchy with a guy out in Hollywood a few nights ago. This has to be one of the first times we’ve written about Gaga‘s love life — one things she’s been impeccable at is keeping her sex life (or lack thereof) under wraps.

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more Gaga after the hop…

Ted Casablanca’s The Awful Truth reported today:

Kevin Federline scored himself an acting gig. Kevin recently completed Celebrity Fit Club and lost close to 30 pounds, and now the bright lights of straight-to-DVD acting are beckoning! K-Fed scored himself a big, bright, shiny acting gig for the flick, American Pie Presents: The Book of Love.

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more K-Fed after the hop…

Ha. This is rich. In the movie, K-Fed plays a Canadian border guard. No other details have emerged, but RadarOnline.com has a nifty picture of K-Fed in a park ranger type of get-up, with a menacing look in his eye.

Jamie Lynn-Sigler and Jerry Ferrara have split. Sigler and Ferrara met on the set of Entourage when she played his onscreen love interest. Art imitated life, indeed. The two dated exclusively since October 2008. They were often outed as an odd couple of sorts — on and off screen — one plotline in Entourage centered around Ferrara‘s character romancing the famous Sopranos star.

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more Jamie and Jerry after the hop…