Amy Winehouse is engaged to Blake Fielder-Civil once again. Amy and Blake‘s tumultuos affair came to a screeching halt after both claimed infidelity and Amy has attempted to resurrect her career and get off drugs. Well, the two have found each once again and want to re-marry and have children. Oh, Lord.

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Blake opened up to The Sun and said:

It was recently leaked that womanizer John Mayer had his sites set on Kim Kardashian. Although the story sounded like much ado about nothing — Kim K. and John M. at a party, the two talked — John Mayer got his man-pants in a twist that Page Six would even insinuate that his intentions were of the prurient kind.

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George Clooney went on a date with Madonna after she split from Guy Ritchie. Oh, wow. Now that’s two we’d never even put in the same room, let alone the same bed! However, judging from reports it isn’t certain the whole “bed” part happened. Afterall, it was only one date and according to sources close to Clooney he had a terrible time.

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Deane Sheremet filed from divorce from LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes very famously dumped the former dancer for hunky Eddie Cibrian a few months ago, causing a tidal wave of bad press with Cibrian‘s current wife, Brandi Glanville. Deane took the high rode and kept his mouth shut throughout the entire affair.

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Jessica Simpson attempted to bail her makeup artist out of jail early this morning. Jessica Simpson is notoriously loyal to her beauty team, so when she found out that one of her entourage had imbibed a bit too much booze (understatement, but we’re keeping it), she was the first to click-clack her way to the jail and attempt to get her off the hook.

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There’s trouble brewing in the Knowles household — Beyonce’s parents, Tina and Matthew Knowles, are getting divorced. TMZ.com broke the news that Tina filed for divorce from Matthew, but that the pair haven’t been living as husband and wife since January 5, 2009. Oh wow. Exact date.

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This little divorce was probably sped up by the fact that Papa Knowleswhoopsie — slept with another woman (without a condom) and fathered a child.